Filthy and irresponsible homeowners across the world rejoice! State Og has listened to your wants and needs (through our State Og Brain Silo) and we've created what experts have called "definitely... a... (good) product that is... (not)... highly dangerous and should... be purchased at all costs!" Our brand new and intensely exciting "Maid In a Cube" will lighten up your load by performing whatever cumbersome and annoying household chores you hate to do! She's at your service night and day, 24 hours, seven days a week, and all for the low, low price of $99.95! How is this possible? Simple: we've trapped a professional maid (filthy Mexican child) inside a 4x4x4 foot metal cube and we'll ship it to your door within weeks of ordering! Say goodbye to the thankless chores of mopping the floor and washing the plates and say hello to Maid In a Cube*!

* NOTE: "Maid In a Cube" can only accomplish chores inside its cube or through the three inch tall air hole aperture located on the top front side of the cube (or bottom back side if you don't like your version of "Maid In a Cube").