-I was walking down the road one day and I came to the realization that all of you are worthless pieces of shit. I look to my left and I see a black guy with a white girl...I HATE that I can't get a date because you fucktards are taking all my prospects. so then I look the other way and I see a white guy with a black girl and I'm like CHRIST ON A WOODEN FUCKING STICK! now I can't even get the black guys back by banging their fucking girls cause these fuckers are beating me to it with their stupid ass sideways fucking hats and lowrider peice of shit cars that rumble my fucking windows at 2 a fucking clock in the morning. And they go the fucking bass up so high they can't hear the useless excuse for lyrics anyway. So for some dumb ass hell reason I decided to drive to the mall. there I started looking around and I realized something. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING STOP TRYIN TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. do you think maybe you could try being original? Fucking sheep. Then I finally see a hot as hell chick. walk up to her and start hitting on her, and the fucking bitch ends up being like 15! IF YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR ILLEGAL, STAPLE A FUCKING SIGN TO YOUR GODDAMN HEAD SO I DON'T GO TO JAIL WHEN I BANG YOU IN THE ASS. After leaving the mall, I proceed to go to the nearest bar. listen to me very closely on this one. No one wants your skank ass hoe bitch. I wasn't looking at her like that cause I wanted her std infested hellbox. I was looking at her like that because I was trying to decide if people could actually be made THAT fucking ugly. And yes, I am already drunk. and NO IT'S NOT HELPING AT ALL. she still is fucking ugly as sin. On that note i'd be happy to take you out back and proceed to rip your skull out your eyesocket and rape you with your spine. cause suprise sex using your spine on you is STILL better and more satisfying than even LOOKING at that freakshow you are getting into this fight over. now in my drunken stupor I make my way back home and I get on the internet. for some fucking reason I continue to come online and talk to you lifeless morons. IF YOU FUCKERS WANT LAID....GO OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE! although I myself would love to see every single person in this hellhole called the world run over by a goddamn train, YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE TO GET LAID! so roll your fat ass off your computer chair, get a chainsaw, cut enough room in the walls for you to fit your flabby ass out the door and LEAVE. GO GET A FUCKING HOOKER! I know you have absolutely no chance with real women..but prostitues have no morals..they'll fuck anything INCLUDING YOU! it's just gonna cost your ugly ass more. if you can still find that little fucking organ you call a penis and if you have absolutely any idea what to actually do with it, then USE IT! she won't laugh at you until you leave, I promise. so then after putting up with you ass munchkins for what seems like an eternity I come to this site. This is about the point I wonder why I didn't kill myself a long, long time ago. This freak ass bitch sends me this site and for some drunken induced reason I actually go. the first thing I look at is...armpits. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL?! these are seconds of my fucking life that your wasting away with this shit you cunt rag. Out of morbid fucking curiousity, and still drunk, I decide to click on more of the links thinking this insane bitch couldn't possibly have thought of anything any more retarded than people's armpits. that is when I start to click links under a picture that I can only guess is this crazy cunt's mom. and what do I see? well, click and find out yourself...cause i'm done wasting my fucking time with this stupid fucking site, I actually have a life. although I have to share it with you dickwads. maybe I should just go kill myself now and save myself the undoubtly large headache that I will have in the morning. OH, and one more thing. I STILL BANGED YOUR UGLY ASS BITCH AND SHE LOVED EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND OF IT! NOW PISS OFF AND GO DIE.

Written by the frightening and all forgeting - AyeSoCkeT@comcast.net